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« on: May 01, 2008, 20:08:11 PM » |
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An Nigerian boy and his father were visiting a Bank tower in America.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed,
an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, "I think its a machine that makes women younger ,Go get your mother."
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2008, 20:25:46 PM » |
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Lol. Nice one.
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2008, 21:00:27 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2008, 21:01:50 PM » |
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2008, 09:36:41 AM » |
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hahahahaha am going to bring my granny too.
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2008, 10:28:13 AM » |
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The joke tell you sey the machine dey perform magic?  |
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2008, 13:29:20 PM » |
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no mind am. i'm sure her brain is blonde
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2008, 15:11:19 PM » |
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I suppose mind am before? Olofo! |
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2008, 10:41:11 AM » |
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2008, 13:51:48 PM » |
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Ofatat!
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2008, 17:16:36 PM » |
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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2008, 18:27:46 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2008, 16:16:09 PM » |
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oya close dat teeth
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2008, 08:08:40 AM » |
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mofo, u cant close teeth, yuu can close mouth geddit? |
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2008, 22:07:59 PM » |
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tsk tsk tsk
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« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2008, 06:40:19 AM » |
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una sabi curse oh
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« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2008, 17:00:06 PM » |
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u have also noticed. wetin be tsk tsk? 
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« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2008, 20:46:48 PM » |
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na naijastyle village way of expressing hisses
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« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2008, 22:26:31 PM » |
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na ituen teach me
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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2008, 04:06:24 AM » |
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we from the same villa?
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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2008, 01:23:47 AM » |
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u just dey know?
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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2008, 02:35:22 AM » |
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me i no know oh
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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2008, 11:23:19 AM » |
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2008, 11:37:32 AM » |
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2008, 12:00:36 PM » |
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na naijastyle village way of expressing hisses
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« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2008, 06:20:09 AM » |
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« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2008, 09:22:24 AM » |
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Naijastyle strong oo.
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« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2008, 17:58:13 PM » |
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« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2008, 05:23:32 AM » |
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u see wat i mean
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« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2008, 10:04:17 AM » |
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